Dont do this...
Dont do this...dont shout out profanity in front of white people because the person you are with might be ashamed of you
Dont do this... dont kiss people you dont kno.
Dont do this...
Dont do this... beat your girlfriend for trying to take your last sack of weed.
Dont do this...fart
Dont do this... tell your current boyfriend u had a 4some.
Dont do this...email someone who calls you and leaves you a message to tell them you're in a meeting. Just call when you can, buddy. Call when you can.
Dont do this...
Dont do this...
Dont do this...If you share an office, don't eat smelly foods at your desk.
Dont do this... think your cat cares about you.
Dont do this... wear heels if you can't walk in them.
Dont do this... order a Jaeger bomb.
Dont do this... raise kids in Brooklyn.
Dont do this... engage in hotheaded amateur discussions on CNN's comment sections.
Dont do this... write text messages while talking to someone in front of you.
Dont do this... pick up the phone when you're actually in the middle of something and make the person who called feel like they interrupted you.
Dont do this... be boring on stage.
Breeder moms, share the sidewalk! That SUV stroller with IVF quintuplets is in the way!
Dear Starbucks, you play shit music and make me want to kill myself. Please don't do it.
Dear breeders, if your kid is having a tantrum on a flight, give him a swat on the ass and shut him up!
Dont do this...eat your disgusting fast food on the A-train, you unrefined scoundrel!
Dont do this...bring that ghetto language into my house, or you will be dispatched with extreme prejudice. Cheerio!
Dont do this...eat a bitch out den get mad cuz everytime yu fuck ha now she want yu to eat ha out
Dont do this...suck da shit outta nigga dick..den talk abt how bad his shit waz
Dont do this...call bitches ya bestfriends nd sistas..wen yu bareley fuckin no them
Dont do this...hate on new jersey cuz all otha states aint got no fuxxin swagg
Dont do this...talk to people with stank ass breathe
Dont do this...
Dont do this...poke girls on facebook
Don't sing with an acoustic guitar. Get that folky shit outta here!
goodness me
Dont do this...
Dont do this...
Dont not love me!
Who are you, the person who spends forever in the public toilets? There are people waiting!
Dont do this...steal carts from people at target. and then bust in front of them at the parking ticket machine.
Dont do this...move to miami b/c someone says that a skool is COOL without 1ST visiting the skool. It will save u lots of headaches!
Dont do this...
work at a crappy job
Dont do this... heterosexuality!
Dont do this... one night stands with clingy guys
Dont to this... don't assume the bathroom stalls are all empty, when you are saying your goodbyes to your recently named turds, others may find that a tad bit odd.
Dont do this...be partner with Luis!
Dont do this...on the subject of "fleshing out" vs "flushing out" (in below posts) Yes, both idioms, but should NOT be used in the same ways or situations. Hence, the "don't do this" recommendation for the oblivous. http://www.wsu.edu/~brians/errors/flesh.html
Dont to this...talk on your cell phone when ordering a sandwich at subway. It's just rude. Don't make everyone wait because you are "multi-tasking"
Dont do this...look for your future husband at a bar.
Do this... why?
Do this...
Dont do this... Play find the man eating dog's tonsils.
Dont do this... keep cheese in your pockets for more than 3 hours
Dont to this... Shouldn't this say "Don't do this" rather than "Don't to this"? What kind of pedants are you? And fleshing out and flushing out are both valid idiom, which maen different things. That being said, people often confuse the two.
Dont to this... abbreviate word in your daily diction. Society is already regressing. Let's try not to speed up the process people. Do not say "Id" when you mean to say "Idiot", or "Whatev." You sound retarded! And it really pisses me off!
Dont to this... don't say "very unique" Unique is an absolute. There are no degrees of uniqueness ... it's either one of a kind or it isn't.
Dont to this...Dont to this...don't pronounce mischievous "mis-chee-vee-us" ... it's pronounced mis-chuh-vuhs!
Dont to this...don't pronounce mischievous "mis-chee-vee-us" ... it's mischevous
Don't pass wind without making sure it's just wind.
Dont do this...
Dont to this... Give a presentation while smacking bubble gum, say "like" and "kinda" five million times. You just look like a snobby fat twelve year old and no one is paying attention to a word you're saying. They're just thinking you're an an idiot and disrespectful.
Dont to this... don't go to the gym if all you're going to do is the tongue dancing with your ugly boyfriend the whole time.
Dont to this...drink cheap wine and call it classy night
Dont get caught picking your nose by the hot girls in the car next to you.
Dont to this...call the girl twice if she hasn't returned your call
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Dont to this...take phone calls while you're dropping sewer pickles in stall three of the second floor bathroom. It makes other feel uncomfortable.
Don't say I didn't tell you so.
Dont to this...don't try to take four bottles of wine back to the U.S. from Canada as carry-on. Same rules, just diffferent Country...fool.
Dont to this...
Dont to this...don't use your brakes on the highway. It mucks up the traffic big time. Just taking your foot off the gas is fine if you've left enough room in front of you.
Dont to this...don't confuse IRONY. Irony is not having a thousand spoons, when all you need is a knife (Alanis Morrisette). THAT's "unfortunate." Irony is getting hit by ambulance.
Dont to this...waving your fart upwards toward my face. i know what a fart smells like. we don't need to be re-introduced.
Dont to this...say supposebly. you sound like an idiot, idiot.
Dont to this... back over your girlfriends cat.
Dont to this...Hey CNN and other media outlets - we're scared sh*Tless. Cut it out.
Dont to this...to everyone in the world: please stop leaving me voicemails that say "Hey, it's Me. Call me back." and then hanging up. There's this thing called caller ID that tells someone you called. And if you have nothing to state on the vm, just don't bother. The phone companies charge us a minute or more for the repetitiveness.
Dont to this...call centers in India...stop reading off the tree and answer my question.
Dont to this...Mullets. No reason. Ever.
Dont to this...Cars that turn very slowly: You're not going to tip. Get out of the road. Also, 4-way stops: The first person to the right always goes ahead.
Dont to this... Restaurant servers unite! Please don't reconfigure items on the menu. If you're going to do that, stay home and cook.
Dont to this...Not cover your nasty coughs and sneezes in public! Release into your sleeve to avoid hand contamination. Also, when walking in a crowd, please cover your mouth. The world needs many less walk-by infectious sprayers.
Dont to this...Midwestern'ers. The rest of the world refers to the bubbly Coca-Cola substance as SODA. Not POP.
Dont to this...Hey! TSA! We know to take our laptops (if we have one) out of the bag! Memo received! Thanks!
Dont to this...those of you picking people up at the airport - please refrain from using your horn to signal your pick up or to encourage a car in front of you to move. The sound is amplified in a tunnel effect and is deafening to pedestrians. Thanks, Sensitive Ears...
Dont to this...New to IM'ers: if you don't respond to an IM for 30 seconds or more, we get it. No need to tell us you're busy. The beauty of the technology is that u can come and go. It's not the phone.
Dont to this...cops = please give as many tickets for those who drive slow as those who drive fast...
Dont to this...we haven't been able to smoke in planes for over 10 years (cabin nor bathroom) so please stop telling us not to...
If you work with people and have to speak, please speak clearly. Mumble-mouths and Mushmouths do not make for good customer service.
Dear Tourists, wherever you are. GET THE HELL OUT OF MY WAY! I LIVE HERE AND PLACES TO GO! Thank you -- resident.
Dont to this...people - don't take anti-depressants...they actually make you MORE depressed.
Dont to this...Don't use a clear plastic roof directly above a toilet. It invites algae to your toilet bowl.
Dont to this...people - it's "fleshed out" not "flushed out". Thanks.
Cashiers--please listen when I ask that you not bag my item. I don't want to hand it back to you. Thanks. -- Eco friendly shopper
Assclown in traffic -- the sign says 45mph not 15. Figure out where the gas pedal is or start driving on the sidewalk. Sincerely, the guy behind you.
Female NYU Students -- your daddy paid for that nose and those tits. Stop pretending to be offended when we notice. Yours, male construction worker.
Construction workers -- please stop saying "hey there gorgeous" when I walk by. Sincerely, female NYU student.
If you are from New Jersey, don't cross the border into other states.
If you miss your exit on the freeway, don't pull onto the shoulder and backup. It's dangerous.
cashiers - please stop handing me my change with the bills on the bottom, receipt next and change on top. The order is all wrong and we have to fumble to put the three things in their place.
Stop walking on the sidewalk